Blind item#1: My knees are weak.
Showbiz insiders say a veteran male personality (VM) has a strong love for a young actor (YA). He really puts in all his effort to help the showbiz newcomer achieve all his dreams. (with a matching pangkabuhayan showcase!)VM is also always present at all of YA’s gigs. (kulang nalang padedehin nya..ng gatas sa bote!)
In one event, the organizer noticed that VM was not feeling well. (ika ika raw!)
Organizer: Sir, bakit parang may sakit ka? Are you alright?
VM: Oh, my knees are weak. Kasama ko kasi si YA kagabi hanggang umaga.
Organizer: Ah, ok po.
The organizer immediately had a story on his mind. (may lumuhod kagabi!)
VM: a known personality in showbiz and sports.
YA: hunk (na wala pa masyadong talent!)
Blind item #2: The Eagle
A male host (MH) was inside a fitting room of a popular clothes shop when a gay customer (GC) tried to open his door. He was quick to say: “May tao.” Instead of looking for another cubicle, GC continued to push the door. This time, MH raised his voice: “May tao po!” GC ignored him and kept on trying to get the door unlocked. (violently ha!) MH decided to grant GC’s wish. He opened the door, showed himself with no underwear, and told the adamant customer: “Yan ba ang gusto mo?!”
(naloka si akla sa nakitang agila! Tumakbo!)
MH: a veteran in his field who recently received an award.
Blind item #3 Ppop Queens.
Actor (A) and Male singer (M) are “supporters” of a popular all-male P-pop group. (suportang may pagnanasa!)
A would always make surprise visits to the group's gigs and out-of-town shows to see his favorite member. (so isa lang bet nya!) But it has to be a secret. He gets a villa or hotel room for himself and his boy. (palihim na booking!)
M, on the other hand, always gets the front seat during the group’s concerts. Fans would always see him, shouting the name of his "idol" (ibang boy naman itey!) and their common reaction: “Grabe si M, kilig na kilig kay boylet!” (tili nang tili si ateng!)
A: versatile actor who is into drama and comedy
M: singer with a powerful voice but no original songs
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