WTFu by MR. FU: Let's drop some blind items! (mga nasagap sa kalawakan!)
By Mr. Fu
BI #1 Blame the 'Bagyo'
A production company recently launched a big campaign featuring big celebrities.
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Actress 1 (A1) and Actress 2 (A2) were among them. They were scheduled to have a shoot on the same day and time, but in separate studios. (In short, di naman sila magkasama!) A1 requested an earlier timeslot and it was approved. Hours later, A2 also requested a time change, which was accommodated. (mga attitude!)
The day of the shoot came. A1 fulfilled her commitment, but A2 decided to cancel her part and blamed the typhoon for not showing up. (kahit di naman masyadong umulan sa Maynila!)
Apparently, A1 and A2 have not moved past their past conflict over an Actor. (baka magsabunutan pag nagtagpo?!)
A1: Multi-award-winning actress from a showbiz family
A2: A younger actress who is always involved in controversial relationships
Actor: Son of a popular actor and actress
BI # 2 Talk to my Bouncers
Young Actor (YA) was invited to endorse a brand. He arrived at the scheduled shoot, with a production assistant, stylist, talent manager, road manager, and 4 Bouncers! (full force ha!) The venue was in a studio situated in a building with tight security. (di makakapasok ang madlang pipol!) Only production people were inside. Fans were not allowed. (at di naman announced ang shoot sa public!) That’s why the team was amazed to see the actor’s entourage. (di naman ito concert!) They also got disappointed when the four bouncers refused to let the staff have a quick photo op or selfie with the actor. (as in oa yung pagharang ng mga koya!) YA would not also accommodate any picture with him. (basta bahala yung bouncers! hello! pwede naman niyang pagbigyan. bilang di naman ito dumog!)
YA: Popular actor with a successful love team.
BI #3 Love Triangle
Male Singer (MS1) and Male Singer (MS2) had a series of shows in a foreign land. (palong palo!) During one drinking session, MS1 confessed his love for MS2. Instead of reciprocating the affection, MS2 did not react but told his lover, Male Singer 3 (MS3) about it. MS3 who was in Manila, immediately took a flight and made his presence felt at the tour. (fly ang beki para bantayan ang anacondang akla!)
M1: Multi-awarded performer with fans here and abroad
M2: Singer with numerous hit songs
M3: Singer who hosts a regular show
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