MEDIUM RARE
How massive was the response to your speech on corruption? Will there be a followup — when?
It looked and sounded like it was extemporaneous, straight from the heart. Did you not at least test it on one or two listeners?
Has anyone approached you to convince you that you’ve got what it takes to “serve the people”?
It wouldn’t be in the realm of reality that I’d soon run into Vice Ganda, but I can dream, can’t I?
More questions. What is the color of your lipstick, one for day and one for night?
Which comfort room – ladies’ or men’s — do you use when you’re in a mall or public building? I assume you haven’t tried using the ladies’ yet, not even once? Should someone find you in the ladies’ one of these days, should they scream in fright or glee?
Now that you’re no longer merely an entertainer but also an effective public speaker, have you just made life more complicated for yourself? The genie has been released from his bottle and cannot go back in. . .
What if someone tells you it’s time for you to “give back” by serving as a duly elected official?
Do you think tattered jeans will stay as a fashion item? Can you predict the next look?
I look at you as man/woman/human, a three-dimensional personality and can only wonder how much fun that can be! Did you ever in your youth imagine such a lifestyle?
When did you first realize that you could be all three? How old were you?
Did Reader’s Digest tell you why they chose you as a “Most Trusted” brand?
You’re the only endorser on TV who promotes chicken as well as pork, pork as well as chicken. In real life, do you eat more chicken than pork, or vice (Ganda) versa? What is your favorite dish? Don’t tell me that you only eat salads and fruits?
Based on your experience as a manufacturer/marketer of cosmetics, who are the most vain customers — guys, girls, gays?
Is there any politician – local, national, foreign – that you admire?
I don’t imagine Vice answering any of these questions, but as in the world of cinema, one can dream, can’t one?