1969 Miss Universe Gloria Diaz recently shocked netizens with her unboxing video (yung iba parang di naman naschock, sanay na!) because she was so ecstatic with the item she received from her daughters Belle and Ava. It was a gadget called: Bobble, a discreet pleasure companion that can be used alone or with a partner. (vibrator in short!) The beauty queen-actress even demonstrated how to use the item, which is a the latest product of her daughter’s sexual wellness brand: Jellytime. (gusto ko yang may jelly!) This trending video prompted a member of a production team to share a story that happened in their lock-in taping months ago. (so may story telling na naganap!)
It was a successful lock-in taping for a teleserye in a resort. The actors were already leaving the hotel. Some members of the production staff were at the lobby to assist the stars, when one of the hotel attendants approached one production assistant. (eto na yung unboxing!)
HA: Ma’am, may nakaiwan po sa upuan nito. (upuan ng lobby ha!)
PA: Ay. Sige. Thank you. Kanino kaya ito? (asking fellow PA)
PA2: Teka Ate. Alam mo ba kung ano yan?
PA: Wait. Parang oo! Kaloka! Vibrator!
PA2: So kanino yan?
PA: (calling the hotel attendant):Kuya, sino nakaiwan nito?
HA: Di ko po alam ma’am pero si (name of model actress) ang nakita ko pong umupo dun.
PA2: Baka nga sa kanya, kasi di ba lagi nyang ka-chat yung boyfriend nya sa room nya.
PA: So kapag ka-chat, kailangan pa ng props?
(opo, mga likas na tsismosa ang mga PA na ito!)
The production assistants didn’t have the chance to verify who owns the gadget because all the stars have left the venue. There were only three female celebrities in the cast, the comedienne, the singer-actress, and the model-actress. They decided not to ask any of them, but they will be more than willing to return it if the owner looks for it. (so sino na muna ang gumamit?! Bobble ba ang tatak?!)
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