We can always count on hair salons for our beauty needs. (para sa balik-alindog program ng karamihan kahit wala namang alindong na ibabalik!) But some of these salons can also serve as your instant source of showbiz gossips. (dahil hindi natutulog ang mga bakla, bente kwatro oras!)
Here are some interesting stories straight from the hair experts! (na pwede na rin talk show hosts!)
A TV gay personality arrived at the salon. He wanted to put his things on his assigned area, but there was no available space. Actually, all areas were filled with hair extensions. He found out that these extensions were for an actress. (nangongolekta ata ng buhok!)
Gay: Hello (name of actress who just came out of the washroom), sa’yo pala itong mga hair extensions?
Actress: Ay oo, papakulayan tapos papa-blowdry.
Gay: Bakit ang dami?
Actress: Wala. Gusto ko lang talaga marami. Parang may kulang sakin pag wala nyan.
Gay: Saan ba taping mo? Mukhang bongga ha. Sa dami n’yang ikakabit mo sa ulo mo.
Actress: Ay wala, mag-grocery lang ako.
Gay: Nakakaloka ka. Don’t tell me hanggang sa pagtulog mo. Nakaganyan ka.
Actress: Ay oo. Para akong hubad pag walang ganyan.
(sana hinuburan na lang sya ni gay personality! Pero oa daw talaga yung hair extensions, dinaig daw buhok ng trentang leon! Chos!)
The actor called the attention of his young son when he saw him talking to one of the gay stylists of a salon:
Actor: Halika rito. Anong ginagawa mo run?
Son: Wala po. Tinatanong nya lang po ako about school.
Actor: Be careful in talking to gay people. Don’t stay with them.
(di natin sure kung ano pinanghuhugutan ni actor, eh alam naman sa showbiz na lover s’ya ng isang gay fashion designer!)
*The Diva and the Comedienne
The Diva was about to leave the salon when she realized that her mobile phone was not in her bag. (may mandurukot sa parlor?!)
Diva: Ate (referring to the salon assistant), di mo ba napansin phone ko? Nawawala e.
Ate: Madame hindi. Ipa-ring mo na lang po para mahanap natin.
Diva: Sige pero nakasilent yun eh. (calls her phone)
Comedienne: Ay!!!!!!!( with matching foul words at napatalon! ) Nakakaloka!!! nagvibrate sa ano ko (referring to her private part!)
Apparently, the comedienne forgot to return The Diva’s mobile phone. She borrowed it to check some photos.
(so naupuan ni comedienne ang phone. Salamat sa pagvibrate or else baka kung saan pa pumasok yung telepono!)
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