Hosting on television is one of my favorite assignments. (yung koda koda lang ganyan!) I have tried several TV show formats (karera ng daga na lang ata di ko na host!). I have also worked with a number of celebrities. (ako lang naman yung feeling celeb!) With shows that I have to be with another host, I make sure that we establish a fun chemistry. (kahit di naman kami chemists!)
Let me share some hilarious moments with my lady co-hosts in the past. (no names na lang baka sabunutan nila ako!)
*Actress-Model
I have worked with “actress-model” (AM) for several shows. I consider her one of my friends in the business. (pag nakaharap sya. Chos!) In one of our episodes for a game show, she had to pretend that everything was fine with her even if she just found out that her boyfriend was having an affair with another woman. (lakas maka teleserye ng lola nyo!) Our guests then were singers. Before playing the show’s games, we had to interview each of them and they needed to sing their signature song. Most of the singers performed love songs but there was one artist who sang a version of “We Are the Champions” by Queen. (kahit di naman sya queen!)
FU: Thank you very much (name of artist)! Iba rin kung bumirit ang ate mo.
AM: Korak! (pero napansin ko naluluha sya sa mga oras na ito!)
FU: O parang natouch ka ata sa song te!
AM: Hindi! (sabay segue) Abangan ang ating mga singers sa kanilang laban sa ating pagbabalik!
(nagcommercial break kami nang biglang nag-iiyak na si AM! As in ngawa ha!)
FU: Huuy! Bakit? Ok ka lang?
AM: Bakit nya ako niloko? (ngawa ngawa pa rin sya!)
FU: Wala na tayo magagawa te. At nakakaloka ka ha. sa We are the Champions ka talaga napa-emote ng ganyan!
(kaloka. di sya naapektuhan sa mga love songs nung mga unang sumalang na guests. Sa kanta talaga sya ni Queen bumigay!)
*Commedienne
I had a videoke segment with “comedienne” (C) for a variety show. For the pilot episode, each contestant will choose a celebrity who would help him with the song from the videoke monitor. (lakas maka perya ganyan!)
FU: Let’s call in contestant number 1!
C: Contestant number 1, tatawagin natin ang ating 10 celebrities at pipili ka ng isang makakapartner mo.
FU: may hawak silang number. Number lang ang sasabihin mo.
C: Tawagin natin sila! Pasok!
(enter frame na ang mga sinasabing celebrities..)
FU: Ayan na sila! (pero napatingin ako kay C! kasi di ko knows yung mga lumabas!)
C: Hello naman sa inyo! (tumingin din si C sakin. Halatang di rin nya knows yung mga celebs!)
(nakalagay sa script. Introduce daw bawat isa. Pero inassume ng writer na kilala naming sila, kaya walang listahan!)
FU: Ayan na sila! Hello mga Kapatid! (sabay tingin kay C!)
C: Oh yes! Hello mga Kapatid! (na di na rin umeffort ipakilala ang mga celebs!)
FU: O ate contestant pili na!
(in short. Di namin naintroduce mga celebs. Tinawag nalang naming KApatid!)
*Actress
Actress (A) and I were always assigned to open our variety show. The production staff would station us at the audience gallery. In one episode, I noticed that A would hold my arm while we were hosting the opening segment. (yung feeling ko close na close kami!)
FU: ano ka ba? Bakit nakakapit ka sakin? Para kang mawawala? (sinabi ko yan on cam!)
A: Basta! Sabihin mo na yang sasabihin mo! (referring to the script)
FU: Teka di ko Makita binabasa ko. Bitawan mo nga ako! (as in kinakalas ko kamay nya!)
A: (nandidilat ang mata sakin!)
FU: problema mo ba?
A: Go na! keri mo yan!
(yun pala natanggal yung padding ng bra nya! Kaya nakakapit sya sakin. Or else! mahuhulog on national tv!)
(MR.Fu hosts on 91.5 Win Radio, 9pm-12mn, Mondays to Fridays. Twitter/IG: @mrfu_mayganon. FB: Mr.FU the Star DJ. Youtube/Patreon: WTFu)