Punchline
Battling Con-Ass, swine flu

Multi-sectoral groups and the United Opposition launch on Wednesday protest actions vs constitutional amendment via Constituent Assembly being pushed by administration allies in the House of Representatives.
Cha-cha Con-Ass triggers political storm that could down us all. Whew!
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“Coup plots and heavy rains” would not deter us from protracted protest actions against House Resolution 1109 or a Senate-less Constituent Assembly, says United Opposition President Jejomar Binay.
RH 1109 emerges as political virus that could prove more damaging than H1N1 swine flu virus, tsk-tsk.
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Church expresses support for protests vs Con-Ass but appeals against the use of violence.
Yes to public outrage but no to explosions!
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Malacañang assures the people that “the President will not declare martial law.”
Yes, Madame President, better not think of any loss-loss proposition while there is still time to save the country and to save face.
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More Pinoys are now complaining: “Swine flu, sakit; Con-ass, masakit!” He-he.
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The Department of Health reports that there are now 46 H1N1 flu cases and that it is shifting its strategy from containment to mitigation.
Make it three-pronged, please: Contain, mitigate, eradicate.
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As the Heath Dept. confirms increase in swine flu cases, the police reports proliferation of more sex videos or porn.
We have ‘em all, from swine flu to plain swine. Help us, Lord!
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VP Noli, Senators Chiz,Villar, Roxas, Loren and former Pres. Erap battle in presidential surveys fro 2010.
Pinoys are election-bound. But it will be a long and harsh political battle of shoot and rebound.
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Pres. GMA returns from the Krelim and proceeds to home province to launch projects and shake hands with provincemates.
“From Russia to Pampangga with Love” triggers talks of a possible parliamentary campaign with kabalens, he-he.
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Pagasa asks the public to be alert with changes in the weather and to take necessary precautions, admitting there are limitations in the science of forecasting.
Wake up and brace up, folks! The tempest could come without notice,whew!



